Shelby loves tummy rubs
ahhhh im tearing uppo
Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
Well I’m glad this terrifying pit into the abyss is wheelchair accessible
me in 2010: *uses a fake name and no profile picture to protect my privacy*
me in 2015: *texts my Online Friends to fight me and sends them my location*
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory